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How to survive a Zombie Attack by ~LordSlappy:iconLordSlappy:

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©2008-2009 ~LordSlappy
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PROTIP: Don't ask 4chan for help. You may not like what they suggest.

Picture for :iconwallflower-chan:'s contest. Late because my scanner was on the FRITZ, but it's here.

Lazy background is lazy.

The objective was to make yourself as a survivor of a Zombie Armageddon. So here I am in my leather jacket, because it's tougher *though, in actuality, it'd be like trying to stop a bullet with TWO tissues instead of one* with a sledgehammer and a backpack branded with the 8 pointed star of Chaos, which I also actually have. Since my parents don't believe in guns, WE DON'T HAVE ANY, so I'm fucked as far as that aspect goes. So, I grabbed some drumsticks. Probably ok at cracking decaying skulls, and you can get some good shots if you stab em in the eyes. I imagined myself, being so internet dependant, frantically asking any other survivors advice on how to continue being a survivor. It's too bad that I picked the entirely wrong place to do so.

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:iconinvadercosmo:
~Invadercosmo Feb 2, 2008, 4:23:15 PM
YOU GOT A BARREL RIGHT NEXT YO YOU! ROLL IT.
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~LordSlappy Feb 2, 2008, 4:27:24 PM
DO A SPINNING FLIP

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:iconinvadercosmo:
~Invadercosmo Feb 2, 2008, 4:30:03 PM
THERES A ZOMBIE IN THE BARREL
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~Invader-Sideos Feb 2, 2008, 4:48:13 PM
:ohnoes: 4chan has the worst advice.
And besides, you're better asking the X board for help in a zombie invasion.

Besides, you should just tell dem Zombies the pools closed, due to zombaids :D

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:heart::heart::heart: Ich Lieb Dich Mari :heart::heart::heart:
:iconspidertard:
~SpiderTard Feb 2, 2008, 5:42:17 PM
In before an hero, do a barrel roll, and stick it in her pooper.
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~LordSlappy Feb 2, 2008, 6:06:25 PM
That pretty much eliminates all possible answer choices.

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~SpiderTard Feb 2, 2008, 6:10:15 PM
Stick it in their heads could help in this particular situation.

Bullets, that is.
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~LordSlappy Feb 2, 2008, 6:11:24 PM
I could fire some lazers...

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~SpiderTard Feb 2, 2008, 6:16:12 PM
Such an act would require chargin'.

While the zombies are slow, they would reach you too fast.
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